List of Some Of The Great Free Entertainment Onboard These Great Ships!
Productions-Grease - Sea Legs Express - Runnin Wild
Fun Ships - The Entire Fleet Has Some of the
Best High Energy Las Vegas Style Reviews.
Love Boats - Three Separate
Showrooms on New Ships - Lots of Talented Preformers.
Caribbean International - One
few cruise lines offering a Celebrity Entertainment Program on a regular
basis aboard six mega ships in their fleet. Stars such as Ben Vereen,
Scott Record, Frankie Avalon, Rain, Fred Travalena, Norm Crosby, The Fifth
Dimension, and many more have performed on our vessels.
This Evening at the Calypso Reef and Pool
The Captain's Welcome Gala Cocktail Party
Moulin and his officers cordially invite passengers dining in the
Boticelli Dining Room for cocktails. Please enter at Deck 14 forward
if you wish to be photographed with Commodore Moulin.
This Evening's Dress Code is Formal
Promenade Deck 6 Forward
Performance Times: 7:45 PM and 10:PM
Starring: Jack Jones
M.C.:Cruise Director Keith Cox
Promenade Deck 6 Amidships
Continuous Live Entertainment
From 8:00 PM till Late
Princess Cruises Proudly Presents:
"Comedy Club Magic" with:Larry Clark Showtimes:
8:30 PM, 9:30 PM and 11:00 PM
Also:The Dynamic Music of Jana & Danny and The Explorers Lounge
Promenade Deck 7 Aft
Pre-Show Dancing: 7:15 & 9:30 PM
Performance Times: 7:45 & 10:00PM
Princess Cruises Proudly Presents:
"New York, New York!"
A Musical Tribute to the Big Apple
Ben Perez & Lauren Bale
With The Vista Dancers
Musical Backing: The Vista Showband
Lido Deck 14
Stacy invites you to join the craze that's sweeping the nation! No
partners needed! Music then continues until 1:00 AM
Nightclub - Wow
Wait To See This Place
Pomenade Deck 17 Aft
Sing LIVE on the Love Boat! Over 600 Songs to Choose from.
Fiesta Deck 6 Presents:
5:00PM to 8:00 PM
Sunday Night Tailgate Party
With live coverage of today's games via ESPN
Followed at 9:00 PM by our populuar
SPORTS TRVIA QUIZ
With prize giveaways
Microbrew beers and popcorn available!
Listening & Dancing Pleasure
Promenade deck 7 Forward
The Spice Duo
Invite you for an evening of music and dancing
Promenade Deck 7 Amidships
9:00 PM Till Late
Entertains at the Piano
Deck 17 Aft - 9:00 PM Till Late
Wild Bunch New Year's Eve Party
Join DJ Thomas and the Bar Boppers for Macarena, Conga Line, Streamer
Throw and more!
Plaza Deck 5
5:00 PM Till Late
The Intimate Place to Meet Friends
Join Sarah for Today's Special Priced Wines by the Glass.
All ships have
some of the best comedians you can find.
Here are some
actual questions,stories & jokes from some of the ships.
aboard the Norwegian Sea asked the cruise director - Does the crew sleep
aboard Carnival's Fantasy asked a waiter in the dining room - What time
is the midnight buffet?
ago an elderly couple were getting ready for bed on the last night of
their cruise and the gentleman was in the shower and his wife shouted to
him, " Henry don't forget to pack a change of clothes in your
carry-on bag so that you have something to wear in the morning.
Also put our luggage in the hall before you go to bed."
( For those of
you who have not cruised before, you must put your luggage outside your
door on the last night of the cruise. )
Henry rarely listened to her
nagging and shouted back " yeah yeah yeah!" He saw the luggage when he came
out and threw it outside and went to bed.
The next morning he got up and
asked his wife where his shirt and pants were? She answered,
hope you remembered to put them in you carry-on bag!"
Don't worry, this story has a
nice ending. They were able to get off the ship okay and were just
stopped briefly by customs officials when they asked Henry why he was wearing a
old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding
her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A
gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do
not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is
blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know,"
said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this
hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates
are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman
looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir,
anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this
75 year old woman had a vision one night, she saw and spoke to God. She
asked him, "how much time do I have to live." He said,
"you have 35 years left."
So that whole year she had a ton of cosmetic surgery, she had a face
lift, a tummy tuck, her nose reshaped, liposuction, she completely did
herself over. She figured as long as she was going to live another 35
years she was going to look young again. After all this was done, that
same year she was hit by a car and was killed instantly. When she
entered St. Peter's gate she walked over to God and said, "What
happened? I thought you said I had another 35 years."
God replied, "I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU"
An 80 year old man went to the doctor for his yearly physical
and afterwards the doctor said " George", except for your bad
eyesight, you are in perfect health. How do feel mentally? George
replied he felt really great because he had this special relationship
"Every night when I
get up to go pee, God turns the light on for me and when I am finished,
he turns it off " The doctor said are you sure?
George said every
night! The next day the doctor called George's wife and related
His wife responded :
" That idiot has been peeing in the refrigerator " !
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their
waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that
the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the
woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the
way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled,
apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table
and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband
just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No, he
didn't. He just walked in the door."
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